Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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