yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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