Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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