I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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