I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
