# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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