My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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