didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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