okay pat passed out under dana's car
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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