o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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