her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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