Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Randomize
