Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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