Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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