Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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