We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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