she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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