Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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