Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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