it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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