I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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