Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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