Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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