Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
