Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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