Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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