She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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