so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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