Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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