Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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