We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
