It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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