I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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