I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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