69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
You had me at "let me see your balls"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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