sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I could fuck to npr.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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