Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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