So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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