first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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