I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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