dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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