So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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