im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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