nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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