i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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