Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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