Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
is it fun? or sober?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
