Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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