i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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