I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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