Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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