she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I have aggressive nipples.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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